It's the country fried truck endorsed by a clown #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

Other Smartphones exist 📱 Other Headphones exist 🎧 Other Smartwatches exist ⌚️ Other Computers exist 💻 Other tables exist Other Ecosystems exist Other Messaging apps exist Consumers can buy whatever they want. No one is forcing anyone to buy an Apple product But since

Tell me no Brits were involved in designing your product without etc

*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

#AprilFoolsDay

🚨 LIVE SCENES IN LONDON

Went to Iceland to see the northern lights last night, gotta say I'm not disappointed.

34 years ago today the official England World Cup song was released. Only five players had turned up to the recording. They didn't know it was New Order… and potentially the greatest football anthem of all time. “Arrivederci, it’s one-on-one...”

When your missus says you’re not watching 3 euro 2024 games a day. You:

Danes singing: “You’re just a shit part of Scotland.” Brutal.

if Southgate ran a Domino's

Every prospective MP needs a flyer. So here's mine. 48,000 of these beauties have landed in Richmond & Northallerton. Really. And unlike certain parties, my graphs have been fact-checked by a professional mathematician. #ToBinfinityAndBeyond Matt Parker