To me it’s always a good idea to own at least two #Bitcoin. That way, if the price doubles, you will have twice as much money as you would have had if you’d only owned one Bitcoin.

Just as the kings of old will protect their wealth with vast security, so will I “protect” my Bitcoin with a sword, various trap doors and a large dragon.

When I bought bitcoin for $975 and it went to $200 I was a fucking moron. Then in 2017 it went to $20K. But, by 2019 it was down to $4K and I was a dumb fuck again until 2021 when it went to $69K. However, in 2022 it was back down to $16K. It wasn’t until last year when it went

When a #Bitcoin bull gives a $1M price target by next Tuesday, I don’t ask how he knows. I just assume he is correct because I trust he put in the work and studied the charts and macro economics.

bitcoin pumping on news that the bear market is fake, sellers are retarded, and Jane St. is gay

Jane Street held $790M in IBIT while allegedly running a 10am daily sell algo to suppress BTC prices for months. Now that they're exposed via the Terraform lawsuit, BTC pumps 3% in a single candle. Coincidence? But here's the thing nobody's talking about:

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I love the smell of #Bitcoin in the morning.

My grandmother started buying five #Bitcoin a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.

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“Have fun staying poor” sounds mean until you realize some people are literally having fun staying poor.

Honestly, at this point we may just need to completely scrap Congress and start all over. Preferably with term limits.

Sometimes I stare at a #Bitcoin chart long enough that it stops looking like price movement and starts looking like the O.J. Simpson murder trial. In the end, we all get freed, but it feels like we got away with murder.

When people draw lines on #Bitcoin charts, they’re really drawing arrows pointing to their deepest fears and insecurities.

When people draw lines on #Bitcoin charts, I'd take them more seriously if they used a permanent marker.

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Michael Saylor Always stretch before you buy #Bitcoin

If you zoom out far enough, every #Bitcoin crash looks like a tiny ant. If you zoom in close enough, every crash looks like an anvil falling off a cliff. And if you zoom into a medium range, it looks like the anvil fell on the ant.

Zooming out on the #Bitcoin chart doesn’t ease the pain. It just hides the screams between the candles.

I once explained #Bitcoin to my dog. He didn’t understand a word, but he trusted me anyway. That’s when I realized… he might already be ahead of most investors.