if Im on your close friends story on instagram I take that position very seriously. I will sing at your funeral

women can tell a man a story about something that happened before she met him and he'll be like "haha no i don't think it happened like that"

i will watch a video essay on anything at this point. you want to spend 45 mins interrogating class within hannah montana? babe go right ahead i will literally watch

haven't been on twitter in months but when there's an earthquake in wolverhampton at 11pm u know im checkin it

i stand by this, just so we're clear

2 years ago, this week was our last normal week of life

if someone said theyre with me cos im teachable i would swing

why’s it so funny to think about a roadman in a driving lesson

Adrian James Do you mean it's unacceptable that some/many psychiatrists think this way, or that such psychiatrists have made public how they think? If you mean the former (& I hope you do) then you need to do far more than merely 'take it down' -you need to embrace wide reform & reeducation.

every man in london is either a coke head, musician or obsessed with techno. i have no way of knowing this and yet i know it to be 100% true

maybe i should start tweeting again (i shouldn’t)