Bored of writing tweets complaining about how bad Southend are so I'm outsourcing the task to ChatGPT.

I’m already looking forward to that first cup of tea tomorrow morning

It's impossible to overstate the importance of Paul O'Grady's career, both in and out of drag, for so many queer people around the country. Not to mention his work as an ambassador for Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. Heartbroken this morning 💜💜💜

I'm jealous of people who have non-academic spouses traveling with them to conferences. Idk why but I really want to get back to my hotel room at the end of the day & listen to someone tell me about all the fun sightseeing they did while I was stuck in an overairconditioned room.

The most passive-aggressive phrases ever: 1 Polite notice 2 Gentle/friendly reminder 3 As per my last email 4 Thanks in advance 5 As previously mentioned What would you add?

Academic journals: *don't publish 'null findings'* Publication bias: *exists* Academic journals:

Pedro Pascal as different rocks and minerals! A thread:

Just had a paper rejected. Generally fair feedback, respect the decision. But one reviewer rejected because ‘you clearly misinterpreted Croft et at (2015) work which shows you lack understanding of the theoretical complexities in this area’ 😬

“Bit harsh” bit.ly/43wrCBT

Spotted: ESA's Juice mission on it's way to Jupiter! I managed to capture a sequence of images of the JUICE spacecraft that launched today using our @PirateOU telescopes in Tenerife. The Open University: School of Physical Sciences The Open University ESA Operations #JUICE #ESA #Telescopes

🌟ABSTRACT DEADLINE TODAY!🌟 Make sure you've emailed your abstract for the #UKPF ECR meeting to us at [email protected] by the end of the day! We can't wait to see everyone next month and to learn more about the #planetaryscience happening in the UK!

I know I'm a cynic, but this feels a lot like voter suppression. electoral-reform.org.uk/voter-id-list-…

The irony of feeling imposter syndrome as your helping to create workshop material for "beating imposter syndrome"......😅

G'day! I'm looking to connect with scientists and institutions in Australia, particularly marine/earth/climate scientists around Sydney, as I'll be moving there in a couple of months! Any recommendations for who to follow? 😃🦘🇦🇺 #sciencecommunity #AustraliaScience

Them: you must be smart if you’re doing a PhD ! Me:

“The person you have called is not available, please leave your message after the...” Phew and nope.

Nicola Sturgeon, former Scottish first minister, has been arrested over an investigation into SNP party finances bbc.in/3Pc2E6d

Our paper got published! Big thank you to everyone for their help and support on this. If you are into Apollo 15 rocks and H & Cl isotopes we have the paper for you! sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

So its still in pre-proof but it's finally out for people to read! Ever wondered what the parental melt volatile content of ancient lunar basalts was? Well do we have you covered! Using two different methods in the same sample we get similar results! sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

Is your water hard or soft? Our map should help – if you're in a green bit, you need Yorkshire Tea for Hard Water!