If you have to ship anything overnight use U.S. Postal Service because UPS is two for two on letting my package sit in Kentucky.

"❤" this tweet and I will write something nice about you.

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Turn knobs

In case anyone forgot

let’s be real, jerking off two imaginary guys to the tune of YMCA is the way all rallies should end

So Pittsburgh punts on 4th and 1 when they could have made it a one score game but then when it was scrambled time the go for it 4th and 10? Mike Tomlin out coauched himself. What about the Browns said your Defense could stop them? #CLEvsPIT

You got knocked the F*CK out

Gretzky is the man

This is like a child asking, “Why can’t I have ice cream? You said I could have I cream.” Yeah, that was before you barfed your whole dinner. Listen, situations change, and adults evaluate and alter plans if appropriate. What’s so hard to understand?

#IASolidarity

On Thanksgiving night, I’ll give away this traycased, illustrated Artist Edition of Stephen King’s CARRIE to one lucky random winner. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!

Oh your God. ITS BACK!!!!! #Futurama

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.

I had both games when they came out. I think MGS is the better if the two games.

Bring back the P00P game. No one wants P00🔔. #MLB #givethepeoplewgattheywant #comeonman

FS1 just showed a shot of the Pittsburgh skyline in the West Virginia Football vs Cincinnati game

This is scary