My dad being as sensitive with his words as ever...

If Carlsberg did Fridays

Josh's Truth

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Looking to make it 8️⃣ unbeaten in all competitions 🦅 #CPFC | #LEICRY

Tomorrow at Backyard we have a FREE show for you all! David Ward hosts our New Act Night; this month's performers include Jake Steers, @Qwerkydurky1, Dominic Burrell and more! Book your FREE tickets in advance at backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/backyard…

These strawberries are ready for a PEELing! #johnpeelstage22

30 $CPFC token holders took part in the @Sociosdotcom UK Fan Token Cup at Selhurst Park with Palace legend @john_salako11 🙌 The winning team will represent the Eagles in the European final in August 🦅 Check out how they got on 🤳 #BeMoreThanAFan | #CPFC

Was a sick day! ♥️💙

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Ain’t no striker better #cpfc

An email to Beckham’s PR. Less than 4 days to go. #benderslikebeckham 🌈

A man made for this fixture 🐐 #CPFC | Wilfried Zaha

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