You are important to other people, as much as to yourself. You have some vital role to play in the unfolding destiny of the world. You are, therefore, morally obliged to take care..help & be good to yourself the same way you would take care of, help & be good to someone you loved

Will someone fucking shoot that thing?

J.K. Rowling cannot be stopped, she just announced Hagrid was actually a flat earther

Shocking how many women claim to have given birth to dogs.

My barber speaks English but I have no clue what the fuck he’s talking about. Me: I’m taking her to this really good dumpling place. Barber: Will you smell like garlic when you walk through the door? Me: Uhh Barber: My job is to make you look good, how’s that?

I was not expecting Allegaeon to come out of nowhere with this masterpiece. Blown away. One of the best progressive death metal songs I've heard in years. Wow. Just speechless. youtube.com/watch?v=kJKgDj…

Some people love to go online and talk about how arbys is disgusting. But here’s what they’re forgetting: we’re all irrelevant shit and jizz machines that do nothing but sweat, toil, consume and die. And no one will miss any of us. Arby’s is gross? YOURE fucking gross Eat Arby’s

Lmao, Captain Wamen straight up robs and extorts a dude because he tells her to smile. #hero #rolemodel

Whew. That was a big weekend of pretending to care about dead soldiers. Glad we’re back to actively not giving a fuck about the ones who are still alive. Enjoy Arby’s

Welcome to hell

The best proof we have that god doesn’t exist is that he just chills and lets us stand around and rot in this nightmare shitscape. Amirite or what, kids? #bae Enjoy Arby’s.

Sometimes the things we’ve done or failed to do catch up with us all at once and we reflect brutally on our lies, our shortcomings, our shoddy parenting, our lack of ambition & the ultimate meaningless of this one fleeting bit of sentience we’ve been forced into. Enjoy Arby’s.

To win in 2020, a candidate must appeal to the swing states. Accordingly, I am offering voters a bold plan that will eliminate: • Florida’s climate change problem • Florida’s iguana problem • Florida’s drug problem • Florida • Eric Swalwell • Photosynthesis

Pay Gap Between Men's And Women's Teams Reveals Shocking Truth That People Are Paid To Play Soccer babylonbee.com/news/scandal-p…

This 9/11, don’t get trapped in the rubble of your day to day routine. Escape YOUR dreary job and head down to Arby’s extra early for the first responder special, topped with cancer, empty gestures, prayers and a fucking flag for some reason Never forget the Arby’s

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Everybody stop what you're doing and eat shit. Unfriending and blocking anyone who uses this:

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Sounds to me like you’re raising a transphobe and internalised misogynist. You have failed as parents.