Matrix was a fun watch icl

RIP to my Monzo Apr 22 - July 25. Lived it. Loved it. Never thought it would happen to me but it did.

What’s wrong with this

Colleagues tryna message me after work hours but we ain’t like that 🤣

25 in 2020 is different to 25 in 2025

I need to get my hair done

My pops was 24 when I was born, I turn 24 in 6 months. Dark.

Best thing about habeshas living in the ends is that I don’t have to wait more than 5 mins for an uber

I’ve never had tiramisu and I’m afraid to try it and find out everyone’s been lying to me

Ahkiiiii 😂😂😂😂

Just sent an unai emery gif on teams, football gifs is peak humour

I’m trying to stop driving but the akhis keep giving me deals on dingers

I remember getting an electric toothbrush as a birthday present that shit a luxury

Man are telling me going chess club is the new meth now

Rapidly fell out of love with Twitter

As a Muslim he’s not wrong at all

Hate to say it but I’ve lost my spark

Nothing worse than clicking on someone’s story and you see that they posted seconds ago, I promise I’m not a beg