Children of the Unicorn #ObscureAnimalSchmovies Schmovie

The Greatest Respiratory Ever Told #BiologySchmovies Schmovie

One Flew Ovary the Cuckoo's Nest #BiologySchmovies Schmovie

Lung Frankenstein #BiologySchmovies Schmovie

"I avoided #writers carefully because they can perpetuate trouble as no one else can." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Bach to the Future #OrchestraSchmovies Schmovie

The Handel That Rocks the Cradle #OrchestraSchmovies Schmovie

Baroque Back Mountain #OrchestraSchmovies Schmovie

Local Milk People would be a great name for an indie band.

#IdExerciseMoreIf beer runs were considered exercise.

#IfLifeWereLikeABoardGame, I'd actually be cool with all of the missing pieces.

#IfLifeWereLikeABoardGame, I'd be living in my parents' basement. OK, so my life IS like a board game...

So, every one of the 8 games in the Champions League today is on ESPN or Fox except for #Bayern vs #PSG? Yeah, why show the best one?

John Q-tip #HygieneSchmovies Schmovie

The Remains of the Bidet #HygieneSchmovies Schmovie

No Chex & Balances #LiberalCereals

Shredded Emails #LiberalCereals

Diego Costa scored a goal at the 68' minute. Diego Costa got a red card at the 68' minute. That might be the most Diego Costa thing ever. #Atletico #LaLiga

Apolo 13 #WinterOlympicSchmovies Schmovie

Shaun of the Red #WinterOlympicSchmovies Schmovie