Carrasco scores and runs off to snog his missus. At least I hope it is.

Pepe is an enormous dick.

The panic in Hilary Benn's eyes while he was systematically demolished by Andrew Neil. Watching Osbourne, Farage and ISD is gonna be a hoot.

If anyone knows anyone who's a #musician or in a #band get them to hit up gntmusic.com, we're looking for more artists to profile! #gntmusic

If you are, or a know any #unsigned #indiemusician or #unsignedband, contact gntmusic.com, we're looking for acts to feature on our new site.

Did I just see Antoine Griezmann do the Hotline Bling dance in the #FRAIRL game? #scenes

I mean, Muse, Coldplay and Adele were great and all, but my perfect headliner for #Glastonbury2017 would be ________! #Glastonbury

As much as we at gntmusic.com love unsigned artists, the only song that matters today is "God Save The Queen" #ENGICE #ENG #EURO2016

It's the one-person fish slapping dance Monty Python x.com/AwardsDarwin/s…

GREAT NEWS. Fernando Torres signs his new contract and will keep wearing red and white next season ow.ly/jXo9100dolW

Hope that Tony Blair gets longer behind bars for his crimes than #OscarPistorius did for his.

If I was to be declared Premier League Man of the Match, I'd be absolutely ecstatic to be given a #TowerOfPimps AchievementHunter #BPL

@chel_shocked Premier League AchievementHunter Or couldn't believe the #glorious 1st time of winning the tower had finally happened.

Get in Murray, you beautiful bastard. What a match, tears everywhere in Rio. Capping off a mad weekend for medals #Olymics2016 #Tennis

Seeing Helen Crossley front and centre in the Mclaren garage caught me by surprise. You looked well miffed with proceedings. #BrazilGP

Can't see why Derby County have been struggling, DerbyTelegraph reckon everyone's scoring at least 2 goals a game! #prolific

Did everybody get the wrong day? There's nobody but the army watching this parade. A lot of cars for one dude though #InaugurationDay

So much silence from Clive Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle that I can only assume they've both fallen asleep as well. #EnglandvsSlovenia #England

How much more entertaining the footie would have been if Dan Nicholson and I got the gntmusic.com band back together for commentary #LITENG