I’m old enough to to remember when you would list IT skills (like “proficient in Word”) on your résumé like it wasn’t something every single other applicant could do

This morning, my wife left Orlando, Florida aboard Southwest Airlines flight 1630 (MCO to PHX). She sat behind this man. She had been attending the Grace Hopper Conference all week and was resting her head on her tray table, trying to sleep a bit. Let me tell you what happened.

Why does this Geordie asshole keep mispronouncing Bournemouth? CBS Sports Paramount+ #MARTOT

The truest thing I’ve learned in my 43 years is that no matter what public transportation is available to people in the city they live in, they think it’s shit. Even when it’s actually pretty good by comparison.

Americans: can we talk about “horse back riding”? Why not just “horse riding”? Are you trying to distinguish from the lesser known “horse front riding”?

Gmail: So there’s one button called “mark unread” that means an email is so important you want it to stay top of mind. And there’s a button called “delete” which means an email is completely worthless. Let’s put those buttons RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER.

Getting this in a little ahead of schedule but it’s important to say. No-one cares what music you listened to on Spotify in 2023. Keep that shit to yourself.

West Ham are deep in a relegation battle. Surely someone is going to buy Declan Rice and put the poor lad of his misery. I’d love him to make the short skip across to Tottenham Hotspur

"Oh did I mention?" the bracket. Crossfit? Harvard? Vegan? Keto? aLL Of ThE ABoVE? - round 1 closes at midnight tomorrow (ET) - each round is 24 hours polltab.com/bracket-poll/B…

Just listened to the DiaryOfaCEO podcast where Jesse Lingard says he wants to finish his football career in LA. LA Galaxy, MAKE IT SO. Do not let him go to the other lot. Jesse, you will be a Galaxy legend.

Really bored of supporting football teams that never win anything. #lagalaxy #spurs. At least when I supported Bury Football Club there was an underdog nobility. This is just embarrassing.

Has sweetgreen gone out of business? Ordered for delivery tonight and driver said the restaurant was closed an hour before it should have been. Customer service text service completely unresponsive. Victim of the Best crypto exchange fallout??

When you catch back to back Office episodes on TV, and you see the end of the series finale and then they go straight back to the Pilot. It's like the DVD logo hitting the corner of the screen.

Hey SiriusXMU Josiah Lambert you should really consider playing some lcdsoundsystem or Yeah Yeah Yeahs once in a while. Can’t remember the last time you played either of them. Oh wait, no, you played them both all day every day for the last year. #boring.

Say what you will about #theidol but who else is is taking scripts written by a 12 year old in the midst of a 24 hour pornhub binge and putting them on screen? Think about that.

So far the new Actually HBO Max app is working out GREAT

Idea for streaming services: a button for men in their forties to easily rewatch the last ten minutes of the episode they just finished because they fell asleep

First Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mac buy Wrexham AFC. Then Tom Brady buys into Birmingham City FC. Next, I confidently predict, Chris Evans buys Bury Football Club. And by "confidently predict," I mean "desperately hope."

Are we calling it “hurriquake” yet?