I'm tired of Earth. These people.

Extremely strong “Night before the Battle of Winterfell” vibes rn

I want him to know it was Me ✨💥✨

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

officially in the market for a european husband because i WILL marry for citizenship!!!! get me out of here!!!!!!!

Is everyone just staring at their phone and feel like they want to sob but they can’t because it’s just pure shock and nausea

Remember in the Handmaid's Tale when women had their rights taken away in an afternoon, and all the men in their lives, coworkers, friends, partners just stood around and shrugged. That's you, America. You'll never stand up for us.

First day in hell.

getting my tubes tied immediately fuck this shit

#USAElection2024

the new aesthetic for women is gonna be: combat boots, a chastity belt and a bulletproof vest you heard it here first

someone on tiktok looked at the voting demographics and this is a map of if only women voted 😭

“Your body, my cho—”

Adam Sandler's Song: 50 Years #SNL50

me watching the weddings next week when I still don’t know who everyone is #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind8

Dave from Love is Blind and his sister #LoveIsBlind8

this season def could’ve been an email…or a voicemail #LoveIsBlind

my absolute favourite brand of Reddit story is men posting things like “I bullied my wife into an open relationship and it turns out she’s a very desirable goddess and I’m somewhat of an unfuckable troll how do I fix my relationship?”