Maybe, just maybe, DP World Tour are realising they buttered their bread on the wrong side … Why Adrian Meronk might be right. And I might have pulled a bad club. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Inspired by a tweet from lawrencedonegan. Why amateur golf in the UK needs to gets its head out of its own **** … And in a hurry. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Leave a bunker unraked or forget to replace a divot on tour, and you get a big fine. It's just a shame we don't do this at my club. We'd be rich ! open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

3 dozen new balls. 4 new gloves. New clubs, new hats, a new towel, new clothes and even new shoes. You'd be lucky to get this amount of golf stuff for Xmas. Tour pro's get it every week. The surprising story of the kids in the candy store ... open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Who was the caddy of the year 2024 ? No, not him. Or him. And definitely not him. Because actually the real caddy of the year is someone you’ve never heard of. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

What The Hell Is TGL ? Why it's right to judge a book by its cover. And why not many of us will be watching this garabage. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Something a bit different this week .. You might not be playing golf this weekend in the UK, but start 2025 by asking yourself this question and you'll end it with a lower handicap. Guaranteed. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

It's not f***ing Amazon you know .. An alternative view of the slow play "debate." open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Why easily accessible TV coverage of LIV Golf on FOX Sports and FS1 could be bad news for PGA TOUR ... The battle for golf fans' eyeballs begins. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Welcome to the underbelly of professional golf. Welcome to the world of the "Cheating C***". open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Not every tour pro is as nice as they seem on TV. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

"Mind Ma Words ..." A look into the tour caddy crystal ball ... and all before the Golf Cheat-in-Chief takes credit for it. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Play Better. The two worst -and most patronising - words in golf. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Tiger might still be making the headlines, but it's not for his golf any more. For some, the unthinkable; for tour caddies, pretty obvious. So let’s address the elephant in the Tiger enclosure. thesecrettourcaddy.substack.com/p/the-elephant…

Oops .. proof that tour caddies don't always get it right. instagram.com/p/DHvGANtTY2U/… But it's not often we get thrown under the bus so spectacularly ! So here's what we think about it when we do ... open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

One week on, let’s hope everyone has got off the “Rory needs a proper caddy” bandwagon .. whatever one of those is anyway. But for anyone that hasn’t, here’s some helpful advice .. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Who or what is a "proper caddy" ? And why no-one inside the ropes ever uses this dumb-ass expression ... open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

There’s never been a better time to quit that job and become a caddy. Not least because the boys at Caddy Clubhouse can help you live your dream. Check them out at instagram.com/caddy.clubhous… But first read this: open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

Why the 153rd wasn't very good ... open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…

The EU Legends Lose Out .. Why on the Legends Tour players sometimes chose between paying their own fine or paying the fines their own caddy will rack up .. And why the guys at Caddy Clubhouse instagram.com/stories/caddy.… weren't allowed to help. open.substack.com/pub/thesecrett…