AT THE STUMPS BOYS #Ashes

JUST. BOWL. IT. AT. THE. BLOODY. STUMPS.

In the last 10 years, Australia has not once bowled at the stumps against tail-enders

Oh no

Mitchell Starc has more wickets than both Stokes and Root have runs #Ashes

SAME OLD ENGLAND ALWAYS COLLAPSING SAME OLD ENGLAND ALWAYS COLLAPSING

Travis Head has more centuries than Zac Crawley has runs in the #Ashes2025

Ashley Klein is a snitch

He’s done it! It’s only taken 17 tests and for Australia to not play 75% of their bowling attack but he’s done it! #ashes

1/81 is incredibly flattering figures from the absolute rubbish Brendan Doggett bowled this innings

Ben Stokes needs 58 runs this innings to average more than Scott Boland this #Ashes

Me after sending my 9th email of the day at work

Stokes taking the new ball for himself 5 overs into a spell instead of one of his quicks because he’s 0/53 and wants to pick up a shit wicket against a tailender is why his captaincy is so brave and strong as he leads another winless series in Australia #Ashes2025

Is leadership letting part timers bowl instead of yourself because it’s too hot and a flat deck that’s gonna hurt your stats? #ashes

First day of cricket below 20° and all of a sudden England aren’t playing like rubbish #Ashes

So you agree? You think Ben Stokes is a bad captain

Is Bazball 2/3 of your reviews on a night watchman with 8 wickets remaining? #Ashes

This try was more impressive than Nawaqanitawase’s

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