Half the world needs to retake their driving school test

Another check from the government???? Ayo I’ll take that shit

The coworkers at my new job just bought me a super burrito, a Red Bull, AND happy lemon for the F. My stomach about to get confused

I wish I had more car friends. I’m trynna turn a Raising Canes parking lot into Dominic Toretto’s front lawn

Metro sampling I Don’t Wanna know with The Weeknd singing the lyrics? 👨🏽‍🍳🤌🏾💋

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did i mention i took second place in my weight class?

I won $100 from my job’s Christmas party for being best dressed, but lost half of it from a beer pong bet 😭

I got beat by the bots for 5 straight releases from TRAVIS SCOTT what’s new ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Merry Christmas 🎄 make sure to clap back at your relatives. They deserve it ☺️

My barber just bought a Rolex. Why tf did I get my degree in psychology 🤦🏽‍♂️

Just spent $500 on car parts. Not a single regret

Broooo Ant I hope you’re okay 😭😭

Bro wtf is this headline bro, this is CRAZY 😭😭

Probably the most dog shit game so far. Half the game is just delays and players fighting each other

I want a dollar for every flag thrown today

my car was stolen last night in Daly City, CA. if anyone has seen it please let me know license plate CA 8ERZ590

Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.