Here’s what happened: I got real sick and tired of all of the posts about politics and such. I decided to deactivate and see how long I could go without Twitter. I went three days. I tried to reinstate my account and can’t. I refuse to engage with Elon people. New account.

Pickle cup, steph ☀️. It means I Love You.

Look, if you’ve never had a White Manna pickle cup, I’m sad for you. It’s a new obsession. I’ll be in that bitch picking up fortnightly.

what the hell is michael wearing

I have but one Phil Lesh story and it happened on Monday of this week. We went to see Comedy Bang Bang. Paul F Tompkins made reference to Phil Lesh being the bassist of Phish. I emphatically yelled “NO.” PFT recanted. Phil dies days later. Ipso facto, PFT killed Phil. RIP

They shouldn’t be singing about their stash at a drug benefit recovery show

Can someone tell me what that thing behind Mike actually does?

gotta be the first

If you want to know one of the first red flags of a relationship…it’s when she tells you how much she loves Heavy Things.

Access me was the very first song I ever heard live by Phish at my very first show. It was also the very first time that Phish played access me.

Is Michael Gordon planning on going duck hunting after he leaves Albany? What’s with these weird cut off vests

Didn’t they play this third night on every 3 night run of this past tour? Sure does feel like it. Maybe it’s just me. I guess I’ll go fuck myself.

“but the jam”- versations

I’m bringing sage to MSG on Thursday to clean out the vibes as best as I can.

oh no

I hate that Phish is coming out for encore just when Taylor starts TTPD.

Tahoe OG and Me rn.

ts12 tho