Turns out Mr Khan was right! It is Lahords! #ENGvPAK

CITIZEN KHAN IS COMING TO LUNAR! This British sitcom was created by Adil Ray OBE and follows the trials & tribulations of Mr Khan. He will running Citizen Khan’s Family Disco with Mr Khan’s favourite tracks & loads of fun and games for all the family lunarfestival.co.uk/element/citize…

I just wanted to say I’m here if you need me. MR KHAN FOR PM. Pakistani Muslim #BrexitShambles #Brexit Theresa May Jeremy Corbyn The Royal Family

Shut up, Amjad. (And why you changed your bloody name??)

We Pakistanis never liked semis anyway. Buy two terraced houses and knock wall through. #cwc19 #CricketWorldCup

Pleased to say Birmingham constituency is still under the governance of Pakistan. ZindaBad! #GE2019

How do you fancy bidding for a Citizen Khan jumper as worn by Mr. Khan on the telly! You can do here! All proceeds go to NHS PPE! jumblebee.co.uk/asksformaskson…

I would like to make it clear that we Muslim men are not part of the Anti Growth Coalition. We are very much pro growth. I am currently growing a lovely bushy beard, some beautiful nasal hair and a few strands out of my ears.

Hello Nigel Farage MP @paulnuttallukip today is the day that we reclaim UKIP "U KNOW I'M PAKISTANI" 🇵🇰🇬🇧

I knew Donald Trump loved us Muslims really. He's really Pakistani, the mans browner than me! Let's Make Muslims Great Again!

Very proud of Real Muslim FC tonight. We won #ChampionsLeagueFinal thanks to our Muslim manager Zinadine Zidane Khan.

A country with a weak government, its too bloody hot and the cricket final is full of brown people. This country's just like Pakistan!!

Finally we can get over 1966!!!! Well done to Gods team Pakistan for winning the cup! #ICCChampionsTrophyFinal

When we win cricket we need to thank the Mums!So thanks to Mother Amir,Mother Ali & of course the one & only Mother Fakhar #PakistanZindabad

Birminghams not been this white since 1953! #snowing @ohtwaddi

Dear @BritainFirstHQ & Donald J. Trump in Birmingham we even convert the Snowmen. #brownchristmas #ohtwaddi

I just went to Nando’s bloody youths shouted “here comes the Beast from the East”. Bloody idiots. #BeastFromTheEast

Muslim Liverpool 3 Catholic Rome 0. #justsaying #ChampionsLeague #LiverpoolRoma

Muslim Liverpool 4 Catholic Rome 0. #justsayin x.com/therealmrkhan/…