I love Kenny but gahdamn man 😭

Man I hate that I don’t even remember this age of my life.

The only cake you should be sending your younger siblings

This is the #1 tiktok of all time. It will go down in cinema history as one of mankind's greatest achievements

“There was a backlash with some of our progressive staff that didn’t want her to be on it, and how there would be a backlash" Guys, you literally have to meet voters where they are You can bitch about Rogan all you want, his audience is massive ft.com/content/9292db…

I’m sure lmao

37 yo LeBron averaged 30/8/6 with 20k more minutes on his body. There’s simply levels

"I love Kendrick Lamar. He had a song that said, 'Where's the stretch marks at?' I was like, 'Right here!'" - Ms Pat

Dennis Prager falling:

this is like watching an amateur house flipper tear down a load-bearing wall

LeBron has more triple doubles in the first 11 games of his 22nd year than Kawhi Leonard does in his entire career

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

John Bolton on Tulsi Gabbard: "I thought it was the worst cabinet-level appointment in history until I heard about the Matt Gaetz appointment."

NEW: Attorney for minor Gaetz is accused of having sex with calls on House Ethics to release it's report "She was a high school student and there were witnesses"

Tens of millions of people who never knew Lina Khan's name are going to miss her.

One of the core tenets of conservatism is believing a joke is real and getting scared

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

Cooper DeJean is putting on for white dudes in the NFL 😂

“Aaron Rodgers retiring has nothing to do with the fact they’ve gotta cut him. He’s a bad, aging, injured, distracted player who has sucked all of the life out of that building.” — nick wright