“Ruby started watching on the last drive and was asking some Monday questions. I was like just be quiet please.” - Mitch

Noah: When I’m wrong, instead can you just say “Yes, but actually No”.

Brooklyn - “SHE wanted to come here. YOU wanted to walk this way. And NOW we’re struggling to breathe.”

There’s west coast, and there’s East Hastings. - Colin.

Em - “Why does your hair look dark and dirty again?” B - “Your life is dark and dirty.”

B (to Em) - “If you could get off your aging butt and come say goodnight to me, that would be great.”

Wevers: “Duck wang… TELUS.”

Noah: “Aunt Sue, I forgot you existed for like 3 years”

“My mouth is trash?!” - Brooklyn

“You can play with it but please don’t squeeze it.” - Bruce “That’s what she said.” - Colin

“I can’t see street signs. I don’t know why I thought I could see Saturn.” - Em

“29!!” - Brooklyn

Colin: They didn’t just give a bear cocaine and said act!

Border guard: “Anything to declare?” Colin: “Seattle.” Border guard - Visible eye roll and sigh, repeats question.

Jayden - “This sounds like the kind of music you’d listen to sitting by the pool, but not swimming because that would be too chaotic. Anyways, Uno.”

Colin - “You ok in here?” Brooklyn - “Physically? Yes. Mentally? I’m in shambles.”

Bruce - “What the fuck does a dentist need calculus for?!”

“You guys, out in Surrey, you have a hard road. But, if you get some American newspapers, you’ll be set.” - Random old guy at Malone’s.

“Guess who’s problem that NOT is?” - Em

“Bitch, I will CUT you!” - Geri-Lee