It’s 31 degrees Celsius in spring fml

Give me Germany Iran South Africa Jamaica

I remember before the last World Cup I predicted irans group perfectly so i made a new prediction table/afew tables (sorry about the hand writing)

If im right in a month yall owe me money

What happened to Cupid irooni 🏹

Farsi i understand but French and not Italian, and Arabic will their 60 dialects in b?

I might have to go to New York because the ladies there are hot as fuck

I feel like there is a difference between how us middle eastern/asian people watch the international break compared to Europeans because the sefid poost on the internet complain while we celebrate our country playing

I remember once in my school my religion teacher said infront of everyone “ Jesus has been culturally changed to make white people more welcome Jesus would probably look like morteza” In my head i was thinking “is that racism or a compliment” the guy was 88

Lads i have a coffee problem

Today Morteza has restarted training for football after 4 years of not playing, the season starts in April does anyone have tips for me?

Oh you think you had a bad year? I had a interview where the other person doing it with me had 40 years of experience working at Oxford and Harvard university and it was a check out job and im still unemployed

To every Iranian that keeps chanting azmouns name taremi is top joint 3rd goal scorer in the qualifiers and people say we should play azmoun as striker

Today i feel iraqi

Let’s go riot infront of the football federation

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Every one saying Australias football system is good: We just got a second football devision We have to pay them 300 bucks minimum for registration as Sunday league players And we don’t allow more development for players for private coaching sessions it’s minimum 150 a sesh

We need a song like no Scotland no party