The first time I did black face, I knew instantly I was born to do something great

Smashin shawty so raw the back shots sound like the machine press from 8 mile

I once held great respect for women. Now I just hold them hostage and make them watch me play banjo kazooie 2 while I emotionally neglect them and smoke blunts

Some bitch nigga named John been threatening my family so me and the boys finna roll up and split his shitter wide open with our daddy dongs #socialjustice #freedom

Elder abuse is funny

Got my nuts snagged under the tab on my monster energy can again. I have the worst luck.

I am a Russian AI bot and my prime directive is to spread disinformation. This chatbot GETS pussy

Shawty finna catch a slap to the forehead from the wide side of my tuna can

There is nothing funny about elder abuse

Please locate your nearest senior citizen and suplex them into a pile of broken glass

If your woman ever catches you crying just pretend you were beating off

Once in small town Alberta I saw a 70 year old farmer in a red plaid shirt and I shit you not, he had the juiciest pair of cans I’ve ever seen

This is actually very cerebral humour if you’re retarded.

Who tryin to roll wit me to church? Me and the crew finna smack that goofy lookin nigga who flicked our tender young boy beans

Don’t cheat on your wife, that’s not fair. Kill your wife instead and then you can get all the pussy you want guilt-free.

Me when I butt nutt she keep suck fucks 🤣🤣🤣✨😑🦴🧚🏿‍♀️💪👀🔌🥷

My life is like the movie spy kids. In the sense that I spy on kids