I've noticed something new with ChatGPT: instead of hallucinating random nonsense answers, its hallucinations now seem to derive from your previous question and its answer, as if it really is eating itself at increasing speed. Deeply weird.

This is the most amazing car-related thing I have ever seen. classicdriver.com/en/article/car…

I do love this new ‘low information’ euphemism.

This is beautifully written.

Extraordinary courage.

Why so many couples in Germany go to Denmark to get married dlvr.it/TFF8J7

Greatest album of the decade. I'll fight you.

Unique among Camille Pissarro’s views of the Square du Vert-Galant in Paris, this work depicts a stream of pedestrians one morning in 1902. Figures in worker’s garb rub shoulders with top hatted flâneurs; near the centre is a man in a blue artist’s smock, a stand-in for Pissarro

Probably only because they are indicating in the correct manner on roundabouts, it's just that the Danes don't understand.

The Menu: We meet Terri Mercieca of Happy Endings ™. Plus: Michael Booth visits Butcheria in Copenhagen and Mae-Li heads to a new exhibition at Japan House London dedicated to Japan’s food-replica culture. monocle.com/radio/shows/th…

1) To talk more quietly in restaurants. 2) Don't wear shorts in restaurants. 3) Remove your baseball caps when you sit down to eat. 4) Yes, that is the portion size. 5) No, you're not allergic, just picky. 6) Condiments? Mustard. 7) Yes, that's the drink size. 8) Dogs allowed.

Danish TV's new Vinterberg series is amazing, but can't help feeling would be even better as a comedy: Denmark unviable due to sea rise; hapless dad supports ever-growing extended family. Gay couple see Reading as nirvana. David Dencik as furious goblin. Lovestruck teenagers.

Not at all creepy or weird.

WHAT??????

God tur!

Rapid mental health decline.

I prescribe Ralph Vaughan Williams on repeat, and a cup of tea. Look at the leaves. The world turns. And buy Bitcoin, obviously.

With South Korea apparently embarking on one of its intermittent conniption fits, might I also commend my brilliantly received but moderately-selling book about East Asian tensions, historic and present: amazon.co.uk/Three-Tigers...

Michael Booth It’s great / beautifully observed and very funny - thank you