I made a little DK Rap tribute in Mario Paint today

I ain't a free sample. So, don't try me. 😤

A lot of moments that don't feel significant or extraordinary while they're happening suddenly become really nostalgic and highly valued when they're being looked back upon.

You did a fuckie-wuckie?

Why does this look like an IMVU chat room?

Call someone and be like, "Hello. This is a reverse prank call. Can you make fun of me?"

Literally, put bread in the toaster, buttered that toast, ate that toast, sat down to work on something and five minutes later, I freaked out. "My toast is still in the toaster!" I yell, running out to the kitchen and then remember... "Wait. I already ate it."

I'm not saying me and Emma Watson are the same person, but we've never been in the same room together at the same time so...

I once said, "I'm surprised they've never done a Doctor Who regeneration scene with the character drowning and glowing underwater. There's artistic potential in such a concept." Friend replied, "Bit hard to do a pre-regeneration speech. It'd be just... BLEEUGHAAAAGHEUGHAAAGHH!"

It's called clopping, dad.

You think anyone has ever sounded with a pocky?

inventing a new genre called "yaori", which is when like a "half yuri half yaoi" type genre where you pair half of a yuri (a "girl") with half of a yaoi (a "guy") so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense

Nuh-uh! 😤

Saw a TikTok recently that was like, "What do millennials even laugh at? They didn't have brain-rot or memes like we did in Gen Z." We literally grew up alongside Gen Z Internet humor. We're not aliens...

I had a theory that they left Ash's journey open-ended because they wanted to continue his journeys in the yearly films they'd release, but there hasn't been a Pokémon movie since. I think that'd be a cool idea... if you're not going to give an actual conclusion.

“Inspired by the world of Paris Hilton” Earth?

Pokémon Legends: Z-A announces... a giant testicle.

It used to bug me how so many people would say "two thousand and ten" instead of "twenty ten". Imagine if people went around today saying "two thousand and twenty-five" to describe the current year. Ugh.