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Friday —at last!

Marx failed to consider post nut clar Oh shit

Just watched

You can't have this shit both ways, man. You're either a "mama always said to take a rest" smol bean or an ogre that feeds off the screams of dying children. You can't be both

"My financial advice is to become a world class talent at something" You know what? Fair enough. I haven't tried that yet

Cool, now try asking some zoomers at the mall or something

I'm entering raffles at conventions you can't pronounce

I hope democrats understand that their response to Mamdani has completely obliterated "Vote Blue No Matter Who" as a concept (not that it was ever that persuasive). When they try to scold you for not wanting to vote for whichever moron they run in 2028, just reply with this video

This is gonna be reality in like 6 weeks

1. Mandarin 2. Cantonese 3. Mongolian 4. Standard Tibetan 5. Portuguese

They gave her a Habsburg jaw

Yeah, I'm sure all your followers with names like WhiteRaceTrumpsAll88 are relieved to hear that

Would be nice if this gave the NYT pause the next time they're about to uncritically print Israel's talking points on the genocide, but we all know it won't

How it feels to have never logged into Letterboxd a single time

This is my will and my final message. If these words reach you, know that Israel has succeeded in killing me and silencing my voice. First, peace be upon you and Allah’s mercy and blessings. Allah knows I gave every effort and all my strength to be a support and a voice for my