Why does this feel deeply inappropriate?

There is a lot of steam gathering up in DC for a position that is ceremonial at best.

No, you’re crying

today's reminder

I take personal credit for David being able to flame someone this well. It is only through years of relentless sibling roasts that he got to this level.

It turns out that firing half of Northern Virginia for no reason might not be super popular in Northern Virginia.

The AMERICAN PEOPLE are resilient! I’m hopeful & optimistic on today! Let’s GO DEMS! Let’s get back to the basics; food, education, the economy, jobs, & housing!

Bad night for racists, misogynists, and people who hate diversity.

the most fun fact (to me) from this election night: Abigail Spanberger born in Red Bank, NJ, will be governor of Virginia and Mikie Sherrill, born in Alexandria, VA, will be governor of New Jersey

MSNBC: Polls have just closed in California and we can call that race. MSNBC projects that yes on Prop 50 wins

*blinking back tears*

Was recently in Tulsa, OK and while the people of Tulsa are lovely, the city is haunted and empty to a really jarring degree. No one lives in downtown Tulsa. It’s dead after 4 pm and all who remain are the thousands of unhoused addicts waiting for nothing.

My nails have been ready since last week (Mooncat Mercury in Retrograde)

The closest I’m gonna get to see the northern lights from Capitol Hill Capital Weather Gang

a fascist pedophile and a woman he would try to deport if she came to the US today ❤️

Bernardo Moreno is Colombian

The Pantone color of the year is... white. And if that doesn't just sum 2025 right the fuck up, I don't know what does Maria Helena Carey

Must be nice to live in the Supermarket Strand 💰 Meanwhile, Wards 7 and 8 still have only two— barely.

A gentle reminder to singers at professional sporting events that The Star-Spangled Banner is not, in fact, a sexy song.

my New Year's resolution is to stress out less unfortunately, y'alls resolution is to pet a bobcat so I will not be meeting my goal