We’re interrogating our whiteness later if you’re avail

Congratulations on getting a boyfriend that can't even digest cheese.

sorry man but like yeah that's u, whatever it is that ur doing is literally who u are, and ur probably gonna keep doing it

4 sets of honesty. 4 sets of love

Gf reqs: - 25-35ish - weird but normal presenting - gracious, kind, humble (was bullied) - conflict resolution skills - complementary strengths & weaknesses

last night was

as a sympath, im sorry to hear that

You’re ontologically gay

Ladies help me settle a debate here what's your first pets name your mother's maiden name and the childhood street you grew up on

Not to sound too judgmental, but it’s nice we have a dozen or so examples of discourse where you can pretty accurately determine someone’s seriousness based on how wrapped up they get in it

At the end of the day punk rock is all about being considerate of others and following the rules

Do you want to go out me neither

If someone says thank you they can be psychologically dominated

Millennial fatigue

I want to make something beautiful

We’ve botched our incentives. Our most brilliant men go into finance. Our most beautiful women do onlyfans. No wonder America is failing

[accusatory] you’ve been exercising again haven’t you

Yeah I’m not doing this man you’re on fresh fruit and vegetables