Life when you come home and your mum’s made fajitas

Your first bite of a protein bar… vs your last bite:

Uni students getting ready to go to the library just to doomscroll there instead of their bedroom

POV: you buy 2 textbooks from the university bookstore

POV: your mate brings home the 2/10 from the club

When you finally finish a 9 hour shopping trip with your Mum, but then she spots her friend who she hasn’t seen since 1973

Spurs fans realising their team won’t lose this weekend (it’s international break)

How younger me felt carrying my parents car keys pretending they were mine

When your mate asks you how much your gonna spend on beers this weekend

That one mate the second he consumes a millimetre of alcohol

How I expect to be greeted back in the club after throwing up in the urinal and giving the guy in the toilets £20 for a lollipop and a spray of Lynx Africa

Me: “we’re 1 short for 5 a side” My mate: “I have a friend who’ll play” His friend:

Me: “we’re 1 short for 5 a side” My mate: “I have a friend who can play” His friend

How I feel in 2026 playing Rocket League in Gold 3 while having “Established 2016” as my Player Title

How school nurses act giving you a wet blue paper towel after you break your arm in 5 places

How it feels going from wonderkid to random unc at your workplace

When she blocks you and says “you’ve just lost the best thing in your life” but you go downstairs and the air fryers still there

When she blocks you and says “you’ve just lost the best thing in your life” but you go downstairs and the air fryers still there

The reaction I expect when I do my shopping at Tesco using my Sainsbury’s bag for life

How I felt in 2019 after plugging a keyboard and mouse into my PS4 to play Fortnite