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MUSCLED LYCRA JOCK

@theirishsub

Muscled Irish jock with a spandex, lycra, zentai, rubber/latex and sportsgear fetish 🤼

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Like any self respecting whore, I insist on working out fully-naked, fully-erect, every time. However, management at my gym raised concern at the increasing number of lads ending up pregnant. So a compromise had to been reached. Say hello to my new gym attire.

Like any self respecting whore, I insist on working out fully-naked, fully-erect, every time.

However, management at my gym raised concern at the increasing number of lads ending up pregnant. So a compromise had to been reached. 

Say hello to my new gym attire.
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Roughly 4 years between these pics. And all it took was one scoop of creatine… 💙 if you want me a little bigger 🔁 if you want me a LOT bigger

Roughly 4 years between these pics. And all it took was one scoop of creatine…

💙 if you want me a little bigger

🔁 if you want me a LOT bigger
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Without fail, the gentle tug/constriction of this cock ring always makes me wanna get some boys pregnant. Who’s got the most fertile boypussy for dad to flood with his babies…?

Without fail, the gentle tug/constriction of this cock ring always makes me wanna get some boys pregnant. 

Who’s got the most fertile boypussy for dad to flood with his babies…?
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At the gym yesterday I faced the indignity of having a bunch of lads stare straight at my crotch the whole time they were talking to me. Affronted, I told them they were bang out of order and demanded they show some respect by staring straight at my tits instead.

At the gym yesterday I faced the indignity of having a bunch of lads stare straight at my crotch the whole time they were talking to me.

Affronted, I told them they were bang out of order and demanded they show some respect by staring straight at my tits instead.
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Recently, my position as Chief Gym Slag has felt under threat after a few thirsty lads started donning some very revealing gym wear. While I fully condone the sexualisation and slutification of the male form, they should know I will stop at nothing to retain my title.

Recently, my position as Chief Gym Slag has felt under threat after a few thirsty lads started donning some very revealing gym wear.

While I fully condone the sexualisation and slutification of the male form, they should know I will stop at nothing to retain my title.
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What’s a man to do when you want to get it on with a sexy fucker at the gym, but he’s an oblivious, headphones on, hood up kinda guy? That’s right: get your ass out and assault his retinas by doing some RDL’s right in front of him.

What’s a man to do when you want to get it on with a sexy fucker at the gym, but he’s an oblivious, headphones on, hood up kinda guy?

That’s right: get your ass out and assault his retinas by doing some RDL’s right in front of him.