ok now that brad weekend is done we have no more shows this year. thank you for an incredible year and we’ll see you in 2029 or whatever year happens next

get you a phone that has the same sticker. (hi gus)

Hamtramck Mi come to The Independent Comedy Club tomorrow at 8pm I’m guest spot . Keep it under the radar tho #lowkey #nocap

MICHIGAN this weekend! Rockford, MI 2/10 Rockford Corner Bar Grand Rapids, MI 2/11-2/12 Grand Rapids Comedy Club Detroit, MI 2/13 The Independent Comedy Club Last run of my hour before the special taping 2/18 in NYC (a few tix left get those as well) All dates with Brendan Sagalow mikecannoncomedy.com

Hi, this past fall I realized that I couldn’t keep waiting around to get “picked” so I invested my own money into shooting and recording my own album/special. I’m very proud to say it got picked up by Helium Comedy Studios and will be released 4/29

Huge shout out to The Independent Comedy Club for giving me the opportunity to record. Fuck I have too many ppl to thank

DETROIT 4/21 (TOMORROW) Come see the tour everyone is telling their favorite OnlyFans models about! planetant.com/events/badmeat…

If I’m not a full time professional comedian by the end of the year I’m going to quit. This is taking too long. I’ll just find a different outlet to call regular sized women fat.

We’re coming to Detroit tomorrow night. Come have fun with us. Grab tix here: planetant.com/events/badmeat…

Forgot to tweet for a while but we got colum tyrell rolling through this Thursday

Hi I released my first album today. I recorded it with my own money at the phenomenal The Independent Comedy Club . Helium Comedy Club picked it up abs is distributing it. Im very proud of myself here it is orcd.co/sweatin

Tonight’s the night!! The Detroit Women of Comedy Festival kicks off at 7pm at Planet Ant Detroit and The Independent Comedy Club Get your tickets at the door or online at detroitwomenofcomedy.com

I keep forgetting to tweet from this account but the shows lately have been on fire. And ej and I have been calling each other chef cause of that show. It rules. Shout out Amy Shanker

My New Year’s resolution was to tweet from this account more and I’ve been fucking it up. Anyway we got some great shows coming up. In fact, we’ve got a great show happening right now.

Another classic night of stand ‘em up comedy happening tonight

You’re missing our host tonight

I keep forgetting to tweet from this account. Make sure to come to all of our shows.