Just finished reading The Grapes of Wrath. Great book… none of you will probably read it.

I am self absorbed

How do I have 100 followers, my tweets are pointless.

Does anyone care that I think Resident Evil 2 is the best movie ever? Probably not.

Sorry, I just wasted 5 seconds of your life.

I am tweeting but I have nothing to say that anyone would care about.

All this is is facebook status updates

Did you know that half of CNN’s content comes from Twitter. They are truly failing to do the media’s job to watch over our government.

If anyone cares to hear about the latte I just had then their life could not be any sadder.

If anyone cares to hear about the latte I just had then their life could not be any sadder

Did you know that half of CNN’s content comes from Twitter? They are truly failing to do the media’s job to watch over our government.

All this is is facebook status updates

I am tweeting but I have nothing to say that anyone would care about

Sorry, I just wasted 5 seconds of your life.

Does anyone care that I think Resident Evil 2 is the best movie ever?