I’m not here to write perfect stories. I’m here to learn.

My heart goes to Ukraine 💙💛

My beautiful Brimstone and Roses commission from Saint 😍I'm so in love with it. Ginger is BAMF 👏 #brimstoneandroses

The hottest jet engine ever guzzles less gas - gizm.ag/YAkRW5

Nothin warms the soul like a little GRIMprov #beardedbabyjesus Grimprov

The symmetry of a snowflake must be nature's sense of humour. #takeyourentropyandshoveit #effortlessperfectionsillyhumans

I woke up with a paperclip stuck to my cheek... #worknapskies #facemeetdesk

Falling asleep while standing on the bus should be a sport. I'd rock it. #somstandulism #bussurfingpro

"Unfortunately, Twitter has stopped" Shock advised, clear! #deTwibrillated #socialnetworkasystolerectified

"YOU'RE confluent" #dermatologicalinsults #yourepidermisisshowing

"Naked bodies?" "SUPER naked bodies" "How d'ya like that?" #overheardatwork

Is geen ding, maar 'n hoender vlerk #hakunamatata

The streetlight above me just went out... #somethingDumbledorethiswaycomes

@drakejensen @APostma88 Should we have an ol'fashioned fast draw to see who gets to keep her, or can we share?

@drakejensen @APostma88 She's gonna wake up to this, and probably let out that insatiable and addictive laugh. ;)