Hey Dads, exciting news✨Soon you'll be able to date these Daddies on the go! We'll be dropping Dream Daddy for Nintendo Switch, iOS, and Android in the very near future. An official release date will be forthcoming, so stay tuned!❤️🧡💛💚💙

Who needs pepper spray when you have an eternal raging hatred for men instead? Not me 💁🏻‍♀️ This is the 2nd time in my life I could have been abducted, or maybe this guy was just trying to steal my bag. Not sure. Men are great. This is me breaking my twitter hiatus.

Dear TD Bank, if I need to call or visit you one more time because my credit/debit cards' chip wont read and you tell me there's absolutely nothing wrong with my card and it's EVERY MERCHANT'S fault, we are gonna have problems.

1800 snitches get stitches, where can I submit photos to of non-mask wearers in NYC? #Covid_19 #COVIDIOTS #WearAMask

This guy ahmed is such an asshat every time he's at the counter. (at Duane Reade in Flushing, NY) swarmapp.com/c/hWkNvkdr14d

Sushi date, someone pleasseeeeee. *_*

When I read my tarot cards, I always get the hermit.

I just ordered $1.50 of food off Seamless. The restaurant has got to hate me for this.

Life force. (@ Go Go Thai in New York, NY) swarmapp.com/c/4IQkeVLnkuJ

I walked by the clearance aisle. Bad things happened. (at Duane Reade in New York, NY) swarmapp.com/c/7Gb0ulbC70k