Maybe this dude’s “circle” should be talking about basic life sustaining actions like drinking fucking water

Who amongst us is still listening to Bill Simmons

Me and Bill Murray.

.Rob Perez I looked up all the upcoming NBA free agents and sorted them based on which Disney hotel they’re staying in. about to spend a lot of time together i imagine...

After a drunken Tinder hookup I always leave one of these on the nightstand when I slip out in the morning. Nice, clean break. 😎

At long last, a cure.

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worst, 2020 taught bears how to use nunchucks.

Nah. Being a kid is trash. I had to ask before I could open the refrigerator. “Mom, can I have a Hi-C?” The hell? Hard pass on childhood.

Pitt should always use these colors

There basically aren't any lakes in Pennsylvania, no one talks about this.

Ok I’m back

.Sen. Bernie Sanders couldn’t raise the minimum wage to $15 & get people free college Amazon raised their minimum wage to $20+ an hour and gives free college That's the difference between politicians & the free market--results.

Happy New Years to those that folllow me and no one else

How does someone even do a racketeering? Like if I wanted to go out tonight and do some racketeering where would I start?

Miami Mando 🙌 Imagine if you had left your child or pet in the car! Will think twice before leaving my kids in the car at future games.

Dude 😭😭 x.com/hiphop_moments…

People are really wondering if relationship issues with gisiel would effect Brady? Guy has already left one family in the dust, without hesitation…

I think Antonio Brown has been editing Bruce Arians Wikipedia page

mike budenholzer always looks like he came to the game straight from a custody hearing

Giannis gets every call?? Refs favorite player