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Craig

@thefount

Nerdy dad and general embarrassment.

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calendar_today21-09-2007 14:41:24

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I feel like this is misleading at best since G W Bush won the popular vote for the term in which Alito and Roberts were nominated.

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Filling out and turning in my ballot, and tbh as I go down the list and see some of the names, I’m kind of feeling like Ransom at the will reading in Knives Out.

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Wren you’re say you follow the science, you should probably clarify that you mean you follow several decades behind.

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What’s the protocol for when a movie theater employee says “Enjoy the movie, sir.” but you’re not seeing a movie and just there to refill your popcorn bucket?

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On the Lane Kiffin scale of “how do you get fired from a job you already quit” to “find your own way home from the airport,” Scott Frost apparently ranks “It’s worth an extra $7.5 million to not have you around for three more weeks.”

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Don’t worry. It turns out the other guy’s nose was made of pea and mung bean protein, coconut oil, and starch, so it was still vegan and sustainable. #beyondmeat