the only thing saving me from imminent collapse is the possibility of my dear friend good buddy phoebe bridgers coming back to give us a song sometime soon

why does nurse dana sound like she’s doing a horrible rizzo the rat impersonation

i only want to earn the exact amount of disposable income that would allow me to give a maltese’s the first class life that these tik tok dogs are getting

sinus infection that only feels better when i’m mowing down some diet pepsi okay ms rae i see your game

season three finale of industry hit like the entire US military arm after two and a half seasons of coughing baby

and if you were me in 2020 it was . it really was

harry styles you have the beautiful burden of 8 million gorgeous girlfriends the least you can do is go see them on a proper tour

bar trivia person just put on twin size mattress unprovoked

i’ve been waiting for the muppets to get their lick back after the brutal (though historically accurate) assault during saturday night

new muna just in time for my transition to west coast life

i know i’m a lost cause bc it took me several minutes to realize they weren’t subtweeting the controversial alt pop band

everyone wanna be a muppet fan until it’s time to talk about muppets wizard of oz