You right on all three counts

Yo I really killed that wedding last night 🤙

Shot a 48 🤬

36 holes in the last 15 hours 😎🏌️‍♂️

Doctors and dentists should have limits on how many patients they can book per day. #fuckyourdegrees

Patients only get a 15 min grace period to show up for their timed appointment, but doctors take as long as they want to see you. #fuckyou

This

I love getting scammed by a pediatric dentist office.

I had either/or with Corey Seager lmaooooooooooooooooo #badbeatz

My 6 year old just told me he’s gonna “get some drip”

With all due respect

Assessing the damage I did to my body this weekend

What if we made love on the Jeff Gordon couch?

I’m so ready to upgrade my beginner set of golf clubs, but am so not ready to spend the money 🥸

Yo, I just need y’all to see these pies from last night 👨🏻‍🍳

Been one of those weeks where I have to keep reminding myself to just. keep. going.

I love Kyle Schwarber