Cuz summer's here and the time Is right for fighting in the street boys

I have you now.

Naming a dog named after a pasta dish is always a good idea. Alfredo… Tortellini… Carbonara…Rigatoni… Spaghetti-O’s… I can do this all day. They’re all winners and all very good boys.

This is A LOT. In more than one way, I know, but I've been feeling so helpless lately because of exactly this. I work so hard to save as many as I can, but the issues is so much bigger. I don't know what to do except try to make people understand. I have to try

Me: I had to put in a new password Wife: Oh no, we don't have to change the— Me: We have to change the cat's name again

Cats, generally speaking, can be jerks, but thanks to this purrsistent fella, this story has a happy ending. Read More: thedad.com/hero-cat-helps…

Um, can you let us live?

Join me. (IG: @cabbagecatmemes)

When I’m making a sandwich and “accidentally” drop some food so my dog can get a floor snack

My dog’s eyebrows look like she’s about to do a 60 Minutes segment complaining about how people don’t send handwritten letters anymore

Me: Don’t you think it’s weird how you pet a dog and a dog is a pet so you actually pet a pet but we don’t say that you dog a dog or you cat a cat? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job but go on, I'm listening

Are dog toys in the Toy Story universe alive, and do they also love being played with? Because that'd be some sadistic shit.

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Sometimes I pet my dog with my foot and wonder if she thinks it’s weird. But I remember she has 4 feet and no hands so she probably thinks it’s weird I don’t do it more often.

Retweet if your dog smells like fritos

Going to #MakeADogsDay by cutting out early and taking Leia to the boat bar.

Throwing Benny a dog birthday party with all the classic things dogs love: Hats The Macarena Kids jacked up on sugar A piñata Who Let The Dogs Out Overalls Screaming happy birthday

One day your kids will refuse to nap with you, but your best friend will be ready.