Do not call me on instagram like have you lost your fcking mind

Consideration

unfortunately, i'm not the type to go crazy and crash out anymore, i'll just look at you in disgust and move on with my life.

Me when anyone tries to get me to bet on NFL preseason…

There is a clear pattern here

There seems to be a PATTERN… Uvalde Shooter - Trans Denver Shooter - Trans Georgia Shooter - Trans Nashville Shooter - Trans Colorado Shooter - Trans Aberdeen Shooter - Trans Minnesota Shooter - Trans lowa Shooter - Gender Fluid Philadelphia Shooter - Trans

Me when people ask for halftime lays

men that carry cash are so attractive like oh youre a man man

girl maintenance is so expensive it’s not even enjoyable anymore 😭😭😭😭😭 i be at my appointments with a straight face

i don't have a five year plan because every two months, i realize i need a different life.

don’t come to my house and you sharing your location with 39 people

im too tired to take pics and prove im still sexy you guys will just have to believe me

Losing your boyfriend

Ravens giving TDs to an AMAZON WORKER AND A DOOR DASHER #itsbtidy

OH MY LORD ITS A BELT OF FIRE AND EXPLOSIONS INSANE FOOTAGE FROM THE UPS PLANE CRASH IN LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY 🇺🇸🇺🇸‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING Y'ALL WELCOME TO THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS CASH — DAY 1 🎁🎄 I'm very thankful for all the support from y'all this past year, now let's have a great holiday!!! X BASE PRIZE POOL: $400 TOTAL PLUS optional daily bonus based on likes... We’re starting TODAY!

There’s a dude on the Watterson RIGHT NOW driving 7mph with his hazards on… you’re braver than half our academy classes. Godspeed, Snow Warrior. Hope you make it home safe. We’re cheering you on from the Emergency Operations Center camera feeds.

LMPD Lol. You guys are funny! Keep it up!