TJ, aged 9. "I just did a really big poo, but mummy, I didn't need to wipe, because it came out of my bottom totally clean"

Anyone in Warwick or Warwickshire could you please share this?

My birthday is in December if you'd all like to do a collection and buy me this? lecreuset.co.uk/en_GB/p/wicked… Thank you please.

Just watched the Greatest Showman and felt inspired by the words of PT Barnum.

Does anyone else just randomly say "can open, worms everywhere" in Chandler's voice or are yous all normal?

Friends oh friends, you always guide me when needed. The school needs a 95" screen to replace the old projector in the hall but they have no budget. We can raise some for it of course but does anyone know any organisations who might offer it discounted or even free?

James Barnacle is my kindred spirit.

Sophie (@)bemusedwithlife is one of the most thoughtful and genuine people who I follow. She is proud and independent and I know it will have taken a lot of courage and agonising over asking for help. It is a sad reflection of the state of the NHS but if anyone can help by

Had to DJ the school disco tonight. My friend planned our costumes and thus I looked like this... unfortunately I suffered a pelvic injury due to doing the cha cha slide a bit too enthusiastically.

Bit threatening there Character.com

A silly thing that always makes me miss Betty is Diwali. Because even though we met in Leeds where it was Diwali, after she moved to Malaysia she always pronounced it Deepawali because that's what they call it there. And she celebrated it out there so I think of her. Apt really.

So good in social situations. I'm getting Mr Furby's tyre repaired and they asked for the locking wheel nut. Me: hold on it's not my car...stares from the tyre men. I didn't steal it...It's my husband's

My brother is running half a marathon to raise money for The Clatterbridge Cancer Centre justgiving.com/page/jon-stitc… if you'd like to sponsor him!

If I’ve ever helped or supported you, or you just appreciate the FREE help & support I give to people affected by addiction issues then please share this post so hopefully anyone struggling might see it ❤️ #YouAreNotAlone

My little grey hair is getting more powerful by the day and today I looked at it in the mirror and thought "maybe you could pull off the Rosa DiMarco" and that, that is when I realised just how old I am. That reference must be almost 30 years old.