So a lot of writers got fired last night huh 🥴

Not me buying an iPhone 11 and discovering there’s nowhere to plug in my earphones bc Apple want you to buy their AirPods separately 💀 con artists

Begging a doctor to examine me and having them tell me over text, “Nothing to worry about” despite not once seeing me in person just about sums up the state of GP practices at the moment.

You know what? If I end up never going to America in my lifetime, I’m completely fine with that. What an awful place.

Harassing journalists for interviewing politicians and then bragging about it to your followers is peak loser energy

I need someone to grab my face with both hands and assertively tell me, “You’ve got this. You can do it. Stop worrying and get a grip.”

Name-dropped Margot Robbie but referred to David O Russell - the actual perpetrator - as “a man”, ok. Misogyny cloaked as woke.

Just saw a sky lantern flying over my house - just hazarding a guess but probably not the best idea in this heat?? 😬 🔥🌲

OUR WOMEN HAVE BROUGHT IT HOME!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 THAT’S HOW IT’S DONE MORE HYPE FOR WOMENS FOOTBALL PLEASE 🤩⚽️ #ItsComingHome #WEuro2022Final

In case you need another reason not to buy that tatty crap

I cannot believe we are okay with phone companies selling mobile phones without chargers, like Apple started this nonsense and Samsung and Google has followed them. A few years ago you get a charger, ear piece, pouch and screen guard all for free, this is actually upsetting.

Boy George eating fermented fruit whilst Matt Hancock is munching on cock, fanny and anus #ImACeleb

“We couldn’t be there for our dying relatives.” “But I fell in love.” #ImACeleb

George when he confronted Matt Hancock about Covid vs when he was confronted about his conviction #ImACeleb

Twitter is wild, I’ve had to mute notifs so my phone doesn’t keep going off every few seconds at work 💀

#ImACeleb