how is Slim Jim 🚀 beating Taco Bell in this bracket smh … never ate slim jims for 1st/2nd/3rd or even 4th meal

#RIP

#nicetackle

#EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce is crazy good!

my coach!

#facts

just checked my e-mail.. #AEP really trying to get money from me! 😂

just a friendly reminder! you do NOT work more or harder than Oldfield's Tavern & Patio - Open 5p - 2a Everyday!

i’m happy i remember my phone’s password because it takes 2-3 business day’s for my facial recognition to acknowledge me after i shave!

can’t wait to watch #nakedandafraidFROZEN

Ryan Rosenbeck has become a high school teacher down in Chillicothe, @jeffrey_ruiz6 is taking his talents to the burbs, @giannahatheway is starting her long-term career and Pat G will be at Parsons North more than I'm at Oldfield's!

my uber driver rolled her window down!?! in this weather?? and 45 sec later i smelled it! 🤦🏻‍♂️ thank you for preparing me! 5stars

The Miami Dolphins are a WAGON #PMSOverreactionMonday

#TheLastOfUs keep it coming! …

Gideon Gemstone needs a spinoff

🎉🚨 Jersey Giveaway 🚨🎉 In honor of the new season being just ONE month away🐬 It’s time for a jersey giveaway‼️ *Tua, Tyreek, or Waddle throwback!* To enter: - LIKE/REPOST this tweet - FOLLOW 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙨🐬 - Winner will be chosen on Monday (8/14) Good luck and #FinsUp

Tom Brady is NOT impressed with the NFL product today

guy 1: call me when you get home! wait how long does it take for you to get home? guy 2: umm 3 m… 1/2 a cig! guy1: call me! bartender: that’s midwest asf

#gronk vs #shaq 😂

This is so funny. “We didn’t even have a play called Maxx” 😂😂😂😂