HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” well I asked Big Papi and he said “Daaaa Yankees lose”

Speak for yourself

Isn’t it obvious?

We’re back department, I’d like to file a claim.

You can always tell when Joe Burrow is being dressed by himself or his stylist. His stylist makes him dress like Paige Bueckers and he dresses himself like a 12 year old from 2013.

🚨WE HAVE JOE RYAN AT HOME!!!🚨🫡🫡🫡🫡

This might’ve actually been the best day ever 😭

Two months ago today. June 6th. The Red Sox were 30-35, 10.5 games behind the Yankees, and had a 12.5% chance to make the playoffs. Today. August 6th. They’re 64-51, 3.5 games ahead of the Yankees, and have an 81.1% chance to make the playoffs.

BREAKING: Outfielder Roman Anthony and the Boston Red Sox are finalizing an eight-year, $130 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. The deal, which is pending a physical, includes a club option and will keep Anthony under team control through 2034.

I SCREAMED

8 MORE YEARS

Medium swole

Thank you God for another day 🙏 Let’s get this 12 hour screen time

Progress

happy september 1st, the most productive night anybody has had in all of recorded human history

I don’t tweet often, but when I do, it’s to tell you how much I hate Greg Weissert

God dammit. My special interest is tylenol