Flying in on the morning of Newcastle's derby with Middlesbrough, Tino isn't expecting to play. So he puts his feet up and necks half a bottle of red wine on the team bus. But Kevin Keegan sends him on as a sub and he sets up a goal in a dream debut. The fans are in love.

Ahead of a huge Champions League tie against Barcelona, Asprilla prepares by "partying with lots of girls" at his ranch. Manager Kenny Dalglish is livid, but Tino flies back and scores a hat-trick as Newcastle win 3-2. He celebrates by having a foursome at his Newcastle flat.

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oggi avevo dimenticato di condividere questa perla

YOOO THE MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE (or whatever the name is)

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Destroying 🎭 Daily Loud

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Follia

This is what the “Mona Lisa” would look like today according to Al 👀

“i ain’t seen you since high school” just put my fries in the bag bro

💀💀💀 WiDion Dillon Danis

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being funny on twitter

Justified? A Taco Bell employee sends an out of control customer to the Intensive Care Unit...

Will Ferrell pulled up to his sons frat party out of nowhere and started to DJ 🔥😂