We finally have the 4K version of this scene 😍 #SpiderMan #NoWayHome pic.x.com/uhSXgBmLub

it’s March again:

When life is beating your ass but you’re used to it.

she probably thought that was part of the experience LMFAOOO

Happy “my car clock is right again” day to all who celebrate

Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart... 9 year old me:

I’d like to announce I’m officially back on Demon Time 😈

In honor of the Braves #OpeningDay , here’s the loudest I’ve ever heard a stadium in my life.

i be using apple pay like apple paying

hit his ass so hard he went around the corner and restarted the entire day

My best friend is getting married today. Went out and hit it hard last night. He was hurting so woke up and took what he thought was 3 Advil. Apparently it was 3 Xanax. All time wedding blunder. Getting married at 4:30. He’s sound asleep where all the groomsman are getting ready.

Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

Carlos Carrasco has pitched in the majors for 11 years. Throughout his career, he's beaten leukemia, taught himself English, become a U.S. citizen, and won 95 games. Still, his father, who lives in Colombia, had never seen him pitch live in an MLB game. Until today.

𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟼 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝟿 𝚗𝚘𝚠

"aye slang one of them salmons this way big bro" 😂