No doubt.

I used to do my thing back in the day, but I’ve never been this turnt in my life 😫😅😂

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

hamburger help us

They keep their stuff in it.

Now we wait 3 Days.

I did this once at a restaurant with a dock for boats. I was supposed to tie us up and my buddy crashed into the dock I fell dropped my bottle of jager and then walked in like nothing happened

Dianna Russini couldn’t fuck this information out of me

That’s not what I meant, Coach Vrabel.

benjamin netanyahu if you can hear this the loud black woman at the grocery store is close to developing a nuclear weapon

You think Melania was the first ever First Lady to not have a bush?

Ichiro

Yamato

Probably a special military operation

Bitches making money being escorts can’t call anyone broke

Buying weed from from that weird dude whose house always smelled like cat piss flavored incense... And getting to take few hits out of his bong that was more expensive than his car... Was a core memory that a lot of you will never find in a depensary.

I place my son in the graveyard and end my turn.

Why do people constantly feel like they can lie to me and not listen to a single fucking word I say?