Spending the 21st slurpin down mai tais and makin paella with the one and only Mama T

A LITTLE GIRL CAME TO GET HER VACCINE AND BROUGHT ALONG HER SIX MONTH OLD DUCK HIS NAME IS WADDLES AND I GOT TO PET HIM I LOVE MY JOB

The fact that I am sore from my bowling class

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAMP Taheer Alibhai

It’s true. I have spent the sabbath playing diary of a wimpy kid flipping frenzy card game instead of doing my homework

I’ve never been to Zaxby’s but god bless you for what you did for the alphabet game

Refurbishing implies that it was once furbished

God I wish I was cool enough for my moms book club

I think I speak for all white people when I say thank you jacks special medium salsa

New Herculean task just dropped: teach someone over the age of 50 how to get a venmo

bought “mango milkshake” tissues today, will keep you posted

My life now centers around watching Turkish soap operas dubbed into Spanish with my host mom

BRING MY BOY BACK TO THE BIG SCREEN #FREESCRAT

uh oh time to lawyer up

Scrat > Sqrat

#scratgate

Shut up about wordle don’t you see SHE TOOK SCRAT FROM THE PEOPLE

watching mr magoriums wonder emporium dubbed into spanish… simply magical