Which would you choose? #thefifthwatches

I'm in the running to win @thefifthwatches! the5th.co/giveaway the5th.co/giveaway/

My Ragdoll likes to rub his face in my underwear Once I was in the kitchen and he walked out proudly with them around his neck #mypetisweird

When we have food our cat would casually walk over & sit next to it All of a sudden he notices the food & sniffs it #mypetisweird #playcool

It would be 100 degrees outside and our dog would shiver at the door so we would let her inside. It's not cold! #mypetisweird

I was hitting the button to close the garage door and couldn't work out why it wasn't working. I was locking and unlocking my car #imdumb

I'm training a new girl. I was eating my fruit salad and as I'm explaining something, mid sentence, I blow on the pineapple piece #imdumb

Have to wait 2 weeks for technician to attend. This is ridiculous for 100/40mbps! Can't use it at all iiNet

Got 1mbps today! Im 1mbps closer to 100/40 no streaming for over 4 weeks & counting! iiNet

Seems like every1 is ganging up on Steve. "Heat of the moment"? No one cares what hysteria means!#TheProjectTV

Well done Australia! On the edge of my seat the whole game! #Rio2016 #AUS #Boomers 🏀

My office was next to the women's toilets & I heard everything! Even a 1 sided conversation about how good JurassicWorld was #IOnceOverheard

My grandma moved to an entirely different country because Venus was in line with Mars #MyFamilyIsWeird

A huntsman was on my front door, I managed to get inside & sat on the kitchen bench until hubby came home #TimeToMove

Watched paranormal activity. We went to bed & was be woken up by heavy footsteps. We had possums on the roof #TimeToMove

I used to eat four coco pops at a time because I hated odd numbers #IveChanged

Mr Teo would tell the usually naughty kids to "stay outside!" and they hadn't even done anything yet #MyWeirdTeacher

Rake! I got leaves in my yard, they’re fallin & land on my car, I’ll have to rake them up, with pumpkin spice in my cup #FallSongs #panda

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door #MondayMotivation

Courtesy of Scoopon in Australia 🤣 Oops! One for the screen grabs segment Jimmy Fallon