90% of my L’s came from making sure someone else was okay.

“Te lo dije ayer, ¿no te acuerdas?” Yo:

Them walls and furniture gonna be white when I’m down in that mf. 😂😂

It’s a shame bc I love eating pussy but not every pussy worth being ate

I'll rub my dick on an ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me.

The government know we pussy that's they keep doing the shit they doing

Men are only “hard to understand” when you keep projecting female logic onto them.

This is the Trump administration.

All 3. 😂😂😂

2 projects that don’t get talked about enough. They need to be on streaming platforms asap. 🔥

Nudes in a relationship are important. Yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37rd time.

#WrestleMania Match time was an hour and a half out of a 4 hour program window. You mean to tell me that about less than 30% of the PPV was wrestling and the other 70% was what exactly?

Somehow Jews are getting more catering about antisemitism than minorities are for bigotry and racism.

If a woman likes you enough you don't have to lie to her because she will lie to herself.

Klay Thompson:

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

Where’s the curse at for the white man that killed Ashlee Jenae? 🐦 🧠 🧙 s 🤣

Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus.

Yikes. What a world we live in rn. 💀