Sally’s Selling Semaglutides Down the Shore

“You remember what you did at Seacrets last night? You farted and you made all the people around us leave because it smelled so bad”

Last night in OCMD….

When someone asks me which Conjuring movie is the worst:

“If you ever need me to fight anyone….trans, nonbinary, these hands don’t see gender”

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

"Hacks" stars Hannah Einbinder and Jean Smart reunite backstage at the Emmys as they get their awards engraved bit.ly/3KlW7oN

#OpenDatMonkeyForJane 🕊️🙊

Need Charli to tweet “she’s racist for saying that I’m a drug addict just because I’m brown” and then turn off her phone

wicked on Friday Teej

images like these are so comforting to me…

imagine how amazing it must have been seeing the T-Rex scene from Jurassic Park for the first time in theaters

one of the most outspoken haters of israel, on top of being bree van de kamp…she will always be famous