OH MY GOD THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

taunie was telling me about a certain place here in unova… now i’ve gotta see it!!! for her!!!! so nobody tell nox okay!!! sssshhhhhh

some locals told me how to get to route 8 so here i am! taunie told me it was like, super haunted here… so im gonna go ghost hunting!! shes gonna love this!

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

turns out the ghost lady was chill. she gave me some weird ghost berries??? they tasted like soot. now im heading to castelia city!!! the city of grandeur!

I AM DONE!

Hello?

Hello. The owner of this account, and your (assumed) friend, Harmony, is still in custody. Courtesy of the International Police. I was the agent dispatched for this case. If you want to see her again, I’d suggest cooperating with us in full.

// and yes this was all the culmination of this tweet LMFAOOOO

Harmony’s still pretty peppy, surprisingly…?

If you are reading this, you have been selected to be part of the jury for this case. It’s a simple question, really. Go with your gut, or heart, or brain, whatever. Do you believe Harmony is guilty?

The more I talk with Harmony the more I find she's... Quite nice. She treats me with more respect than any of my colleagues here. ...Hm.

meanwhile… somewhere far, far away, on the sunny shores of alola…

I specifically designed an unnavigable labyrinth underground because I knew this would happen one day. Looker called me crazy…

TeamMZ, we're going to Akaza Island for no particular reason...

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BOUT IT

Yooooo guess who I ran into while doing a check on the sewer system for proper maintenance

wait i was just starting to get character development NOOOO—

OH MY GOD NATE GAVE ME BACK MY PHONE !!!! HE FINALLY CAVED!!!! HELLO!!!!! I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH GAHHHHH